• You mowed down all of your wife's tulips, just in case.
• You've burned a John Piper book.
• You've argued that Charles Spurgeon wasn't a Calvinist.
• You're suspicious of any sermon with five points.
• You've called someone a hyper-Calvinist lately.
• You've banned your family from going to the Founders.org site.
• You've read some of Calvin's works to prove that he didn't really believe in "Calvinism."
• You think Al Mohler is the anti-Christ.
• You believe Ergun Caner is really a closet Calvinist.

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