• You have an "I love D. A. Carson" tattoo.
• You camp out the night before tickets are released for a Desiring God Conference.
• You don't mind sermons on hell.
• You subscribe to Christianity Today.
• You can't define evangelical but like the title anyway.
• All your theological books have endorsements from J. I. Packer.
• You know who Carl F. H. Henry is.
• You spend too much time online reading lists like this.
• You've tried to smuggle Bibles into Fuller Theological Seminary.
• You thought the previous line was funny.

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