You Might be Reformed if...

10. You want to burn dispensationalists at the stake.

9. You always spell out TULIP in your Alphabet Soup.

8. You've actually read the Institutes.

7. You think John Owen is easy reading.

6. You know the answers to the Westminster Shorter Catechism.

5. You want all Sunday school teachers to have PhDs in theology (from Westminster Theological Seminary, of course).

4. You pause before laughing at a joke to ask, "What would Jean Calvin do?"

3. You have a coffee mug with B. B. Warfield's picture on it.

2. You're disappointed that I didn't include Latin, Greek, or Hebrew in this list.^[1]

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^{1 You always read footnotes.}

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#1
Ilo Tefft (Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:13)

Thanks for the smile! The steps of the godly are directed by the LORD, He delights in every detail of their lives! Ps 37:4
#2
JB (Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:19)

* You think evangelism is handing out copies of Purpose Driven Life.
* You think The Five Solas are a youth worship band.
* You think Calvinists worship a little boy and stuffed tiger.
* You think Bounce dryer sheets do great at stopping Hypostatic union.
* Your pastor got saved (four times) at Billy Graham crusades.
* You think Jesus would have had more success if He was just a bit nicer to the Pharisees.
* You openly blast people who disagree with Oprah as being too narrow-minded and judgmental. Jesus would never be that way!
* Your pastor did so preach on the book Romans! Romans 13:8-10, where it tells us how to get out and stay out of debt! (They gave away $10 gas cards that week too.)
* Instead of “sin” your Pastor uses the word “oopsie.”
* You think Paul Washer is what Jesus did to Paul’s feet when he was at the Last Supper.
* You think ‘church discipline’ is the Technology Pastor yelling swear words at the iBook to get it to work.
* Becoming Emergent is like coming out of the closet.
#3
JB (Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:21)

That one is called "You might Be seeker friendly if..."